It's a tough job being an all time, all-round winner. You need skill, motivation and good looks.
Fortunately, being a natural, born winner, I possess all three.
Recently, however, my winner gland has been pushed to the limit- communism has made it's way across the sea into our once proud country...communism in the form of Glee.
That's right...the E4 catastrophe...Glee.
What the hell has happened to this country?!
Something needs to be done...I can only hope that by electing some form of radical political party, all traces of the pestilence, known only as 'Glee', can be eliminated.
Thank you for reading, friends.
