It's a tough job being Business Pope-
constantly having to shift your clerical duties and financial obligations can take quite the toll on you. That's why I keep a constant supply of Methadone on my person at all times.
It pays to be thorough, especially when you're dealing with absolutions and insolvencies like me.
Would you look at the hour?
I believe it's time for my fix.
Communion wafers and heroin substitute-that's my evening sorted.
